Tonight I had an interesting problem. I think it's one of those things only people who eat gluten free food might understand. I don't even know if they would understand.
I decided to make macaroni and cheese for supper. When I started eating gluten free I had some boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese that I couldn't eat anymore but I kept them to use the cheese flavoring with my gluten free pasta. I decided I'd use one of those tonight. I got to the step where you put the cheese packet on and when I dumped it out, three worms fell out into my pasta. Totally disgusting, right? Normally I'd just throw the whole pot of pasta away but now I have an interesting dilemma. First, I spent almost 15 minutes boiling these noodles because gluten free pasta takes longer than regular pasta. Second, I'm starving because it's almost 6:30. Third, gluten free noodles are expensive. I used almost half a bag which is probably $3. They're not 50 cents a box like glutenous pasta. And fourth, I can't just go to Subway and get a sandwich instead so I'm kind of stuck.
So I decided I'd just pick the worms out and make my pasta anyway. I got two out okay but lost the third in the pot somewhere. Now I have an even bigger problem. I was really looking forward to this macaroni and cheese. I finished making the mac & cheese and decided to eat it anyway. I'm assuming that the worm got cooked in the pot, right? I picked around at it tonight and didn't find the worm in tonight's serving so I guess at lunch tomorrow I'll have to look extra close again. I guess if I don't ever find it, I ate it. People in other countries eat insects all the time. It was a tiny worm so it can't be that bad. You're probably alll gagging right now.
After I started thinking about what had happened I realized I probably seem totally crazy for doing that. But that was some goooood mac & cheese. I haven't had mac & cheese in quite awhile so it's worth it. The only semi-good way I can come up with to rationalize this is that the last few weeks have been totally crazy and my brain is fried. How ridiculous has my life become when I decide it's okay to eat macaroni & cheese with worms in it?
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